I was driving past a small town Fort Wayne hardware store today, and their sign read, "Shouldn't a psychic hotline know to call you instead?"
(warning: run-on venting) So, of course I had to address this belief that psychics everywhere are simultaneously thinking about each and every person out there, just waiting for something to change in your life, calling up your number (number given from Spirit/God who does not respect your privacy) to inform you of every event coming up for millions of you, because we have altered the space- time continuum and can spend all of our time doing that, and we never have our own thoughts/lives/privacy, and because we are all-knowing, all-powerful beings who can think of all of you at the same time, and therefore we are God, and would therefore probably have no further use for staying on this planet and would immediately ascend into heaven. Enough said. I guess I don't have to write this blog after all.
Note: Photo is not of the actual hardware store.